Have just been to the loo in office, and found it disgustingly dirty. Put in a request to the admin guy to get the housekeeping guys to clean it. And was driven to think that there would be no need for any of this, if only the users maintained a certain level of cleanliness.
I was then reminded of a poster which proudly adorned the wall, in the loo at one of my earlier workplaces. If I remember right, it said:
Ladies! Please remain seated till the end of the performance.
Gentlemen! Its shorter than you think, please direct well.
Every time I caught sight of it, I smiled through my performance!
Do any of you have such gems you'd like to share?
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