When I land my next job,
1. Please let at least half of my colleagues be responsible mothers with toddlers. Puhleeeese! My boss especially has to be one of those types who actually like to go back home.
2. Let one quarter be loving fathers with toddlers, who would love to go back home and bond with said toddlers, as soon as work hours get over.
3. Let the remaining quarter be lovable hunks/delightful dames, who would rather spend the night hours in a pub with a lissome partner, rather than in front of their pc at work.
4. Let the weekend be off.
5. Let working hours be from 9.30 to 6. You could make the timings better if you want, God.
6. Let the colleagues be fun, and work engrossing.
7. Dear God, let that job land soon!
2 days ago