Every man for himself.

Some days back, the Acha was teaching his son all about relationships.

Acha: Sonny boy, who is your Acha?
Sonny boy: You.
Acha: Very good.*Clap clap clap.*

Acha: Sonny boy, who is your Muthash?
Sonny boy: Muthash is at Cochin.
Acha: Very good. *Clap clap clap*.

Acha: Sonny boy, you know, Muthash is Acha's Acha...who is my Acha?
Sonny boy: I know my Acha. You stu know your Acha.
*Gets up and walks off*.